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alvxandra:

if you can’t handle me at my
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then you don’t deserve me at my
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(via itsyogirl-julia)

jennyyoxoxo:

i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones

(Source: secret-paranoia, via werner-norton)

girlwholovesdragons:

temperamentalheavingheart:

thinkthatthetimehascome:

ianoshea:

jocundasykes:

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

ICH WEINE

The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem

THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE

this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.

homohotlips69

Holy shit I am dying from laughter

(Source: padfootvioletstilinski, via arthurwhit-lock)

theoppositeofsane:

youngblackandvegan:

kyleehenke:

I cannot be stopped

this is the most important video i’ve ever seen

This is a spiritual experience.

(via werner-norton)

val-hella:

cannon-fannon:

JESUS FUCK.
I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE OUT.
I THOUGHT IT WAS THE START TO A PORNO.
THE SEXUAL TENSION.
OH MY GOD.

THAT WAS SO SENSUAL.

(Source: littlechinesedoll, via arthurwhit-lock)

you must reblog the Tumblr national anthem

everytime its on your dash

(Source: gingershanks, via vonniejackdaniels)

“And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you.”
— lntroductions (via brokenpromisesanddbrokenhearts)

(Source: lntroductions, via werner-norton)

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

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IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

(via kkaydubb)